10) Guys hate the drive over.
9) Girls hate putting on makeup.
8) The only time people ever think about how to use the bathroom is on a date.
7) There is an endless supply of awkward moments on first dates.
6) Number 6 removed because it went against dating protocol.
5) Nobody knows what to do at the end of a first date.
4) No girl has ever dated a guy who can drive.
3) The general reaction following a first date is "whew, I'm glad THAT'S over."
2) I seem to have a better time on my first dates than most people.
1) Everyone is shallow. No exceptions.