Monday, January 10, 2011

Jelly Bean's Wedding Part IV

Okay, it's now time for the fourth and final installation of Jelly Bean's Wedding. I know what you're all wondering. What happened to the happy couple the night of their wedding? Well, I'm here to answer that question.
They got stuck. In the limo. Two blocks from the hall.
Okay, a few things you should know:
1) The hall was closed so they couldn't just walk back.
2) The limo had no divider so they pretty much stuck with William the entire night.
3) They ran out of gas at 5:30 in the morning, which meant that they also ran out of heat.
Okay, back to the story. Remember Mr. and Mrs. Jones? Well, they had pretty much given up on getting themselves out of the snow, so they tried to focus on others, namely Jelly and Mr. Bean. The Joneses sprang into action. They called CBS News and told them of the plight of their daughter. At 2:30 AM, Mr. Bean gets a call from CBS telling them that they were on their way. They were going to get them out of the cold and into a nice hotel!
"We're saved," thought the newly-weds. No dice. CBS's van got stuck.
Fast forward through a night of shivering and little privacy.
7:30 AM - They get out. Someone had told Mrs. Jones of a Bed and Breakfast in the area. So that's where they went. Except it wasn't really a B&B. It was someone's house where they converted some rooms and served Breakfast. The thing was THEY WERE OUT OF ROOMS! So they did the next logical thing - gave the Beans their room! That's right. They used someone else's bed. And not like a hotel. Someone's bed. Good times.
Well, the first night of shev'ah b'rachos were canceled, and we all heard the story at the Tuesday Night shev'ah b'rachos. Everyone is now fine, but are also legends.